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Whoo!All right, man,

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make that one.

3
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Easy. What's the score again?

4
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You have letters H-O-R-S,
and I have none.

5
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All right.

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I'm-a head home.
You done, too?

7
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No, I'm-a hang around
for a little bit.

8
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All right. Hit me up
for one last shot.

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Splash time.

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Hey, what's up, little man?

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Yo, what's up?

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Want to shoot around?

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Nah, man.

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But I do want those shoes.

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[chuckles]: Okay, well,
put them on your Christmas list,

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and maybe Santa Claus
will you bring you some.

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I don't believe
in no Santa.

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But I do believe you're
gonna give me those shoes.

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I'm not giving
you my shoes.

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Plus, I outweigh you
by a hundred pounds.

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Well, you're a little big-boned,
so it's starting to even out.

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Now...

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you ready to give me
those shoes?

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[sighs]

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You know what?

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Fine.

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I can't believe this bunch of...

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Oh, my God,
is that Santa Claus?

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♪

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MAN [on TV]: Okay, it's time
to turn up the intensity.

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Squat down and up.

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Work those glutes.

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Push that butt back.
Push those...

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Aw, come on, Calvin.
You know, get up.

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You promised you would
exercise with me.[chuckles]

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Believe you me, baby,
you got my heart rate up plenty.

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TINA:
Oh, hey, Malcolm.

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You just getting back
from the park with Dave?

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Uh, yeah, yeah.

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If he ever beats you
in basketball,

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we're gonna have
to put you up for adoption.

42
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Well, you don't have
to worry about that.

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So I'm-a go take a shower.

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Hold on, hold on.
What happened to your shoes?

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You know, I lost them.

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Don't tell me you lost them
in a game to Dave.

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We're gonna have to lie
about this as a family.Yeah.

48
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All right, look, it's no
big deal-- relax-- but...

49
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I just got robbed
down at the park.CALVIN: Whoa, whoa.

50
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What?!You got robbed?

51
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Look, guys, calm down.
I'm fine.

52
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Oh, my God,
thank God you're okay.

53
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Hey, it's cool, Ma.

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Who did this, man?

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Who attacked you?

56
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Hey, look, it's
no big deal.

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It was just some punks
down at the park.

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What you mean
it's no big deal?

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We're Butlers, right?
You mess with one of us,

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you mess with allof us.That's right.

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You know what, Tina? Where
you keep my fighting shirt?

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No, hold on.'Cause I'll beat up
this whole town.

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I know you will.
I know you will.You know I will.

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Just relax, okay?
There's no need to fight. I will take care of it.

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You will?Yeah. 'Cause-'cause-'cause
I'm a Butler.

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That's right.A-And Butlers
don't play.

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Damn right.

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You damn right.
Now... [growls]

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[growls]
Yeah. Give it to me. [growls]

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[growls]Yeah! [growls]

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That's right.

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Was he messing with me?

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Thanks for helping us
install these cameras.

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After what happened to Malcolm,
we're gonna feel so much safer.

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Yeah, well, these babies
are top of the line.

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You can monitor them
from your phone.

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They have night vision and zoom.

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You know...
between this tool belt

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and all these new
high-tech gadgets,

82
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I kind of feel like Batman.

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Really?

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'Cause you look like one
of the Village People.

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No, no.

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[deep voice]:
I'm Batman.

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Dad.

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Why are you wearing
your fighting shirt?

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I'm going down to that park,

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and I'm-a find out
who jacked Malcolm.

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Well, h-hold on.

92
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I'm-a come with you.
I can help.

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How are yougonna help?

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Back home I was part
of the Neighborhood Watch.

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Now, I don't want
to brag, but...

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a couple years ago,
I single-handedly caught

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the elusive
Kalamazoo Basil Bandit.

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Spoiler alert:

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it was a deer.

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What?

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Spoiler alert:
I don't care.

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Look, besides,

103
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I don't need you--
I got Abe and Tommy.

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Who are they?A couple of real OGs

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that keep their ears
to the streets.

106
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OGs? They're
a couple of old farts

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that play chess
in the park all day.

108
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They also do tai chi.

109
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O-Okay, well, I-I'm-a,
I'm-a come with you. Why?

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As backup.

111
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Look, we're a couple
of fathers

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who both want to keep
this neighborhood safe.

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Also...

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[deep voice]:
I'm Batman.

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Hey, are the
cameras working?

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Mm-hmm.Yep. We can see everything

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right here on the TV.

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Oh, thank you, Marty.

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No, no problem.
I love electronics.

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You know, I like
to pretend like

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I'm the tech guy
on a covert team

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with a cool nickname
like Virus

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or... Firewall.

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How about Nerd Man?

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Okay, Captain Bed Wetter.

126
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That was our secret.

127
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Hey, man, don't
mess with Firewall.

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I won't.

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Mm, now I got to pee.

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So, now do you feel safer?

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Here, yeah.

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But I'm still worried about
walking around the neighborhood

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or taking Grover to the park.

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Oh, you should take
a self-defense class.

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Oh, please.
She doesn't need that.

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I got you.
See, back in the '90s,

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when this area was
a little rougher,

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I developed my own
self-defense system.

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Oh, no.

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No, not "Tina kwon do" again.

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Please. You loved it.

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We used to train
together all the time.

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We did not train together!

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I put on homemade
protective gear,

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and you beat the crap out of me.

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It was a bonding
experience.

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See, I figured out a
way to defend myself

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using things that I
just had in my purse.

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Will you teach me?

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Of course I will.

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Marty, suit up.

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No, no, Mama.
I just ate.

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Well, if you want, I could
demonstrate without the pads.

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All right, fine.

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Okay. Oh, oh, and, uh,

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wear a extra pillow,
'cause we're going hard.

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This is exciting.

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You know, I've never done
anything like this before.

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On that deer case,
I worked solo.

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Must've been nice.

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Hey, hey, fellas.

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Calvin.

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Ain't seen you down here
in a minute.

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Hey, guys,
I'm Calvin's friend Dave.

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Didn't nobody ask who you were.

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And don't nobody care.

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He's right, Dave.

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They really don't.

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Look, fellas,
I don't know if you heard,

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but Malcolm got mugged
down here the other day.

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Yeah, we saw it.

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Check.You did?

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W-Well, who did it?

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It was Jamaal and them.

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You mean those little
kids over there?

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Are you kidding me?
This is embarrassing.

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Malcolm got rolled by
a bunch of little kids?

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Well, it looks like I'm-a
have to go over there

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and teach those
little kids a lesson.

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I didn't even have
to wear my fighting shirt.

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O-Okay, well... just, Calvin,

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don't do something
you're gonna regret.

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Eh, it's too late
for that, Dave.

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I already brought you.

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Yo, Jamaal!

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I can't believe those little
kids jumped me like that.

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It was like watching
a bunch of baby lions

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take down a wildebeest.

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Where were you, anyway?
You were supposed to have my back.

190
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Well, I was right there.

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I was offering them
my shoes instead of yours.

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No one wants your
Skechers, Dave.

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I'm letting you
know something-- this ain't over.

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We need to teach those
little kids a lesson.

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'Cause around here, nobody
messes with Calvin Butler.

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Aah!

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[whimpering]

198
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I stepped on a acorn.

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Come-come over here.

200
00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,267
Give me your shoulder,
your shoulder.

201
00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:06,573
Okay. All right.

202
00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:16,713
What the hell, son?

203
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How'd you let yourself
get robbed

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by a bunch of little kids?

205
00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,548
Why do you only got one shoe on?

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Because I got robbed
by a bunch of little kids!

207
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But at least I fought back.

208
00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,514
Yeah, and look what it got you--
no shoes, just like me.

209
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Look...

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you might want
to count again, Malcolm.

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I kept one.

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I'm going over to Jamaal's house

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and I'm giving his parents
a piece of my mind.

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Oh, no, no, please
don't do that, Pop. That never works out.

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What are you
talking about?Fifth grade basketball.

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00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,748
When I wasn't getting
enough playing time,

217
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you went and gave my coach
"a piece of your mind."

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I ended up benched
for the whole season.

219
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Well, that's
'cause Sister Mary Agnes

220
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couldn't see talent.

221
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Look, Pop, when you
go talk to people,

222
00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:05,370
it somehow always
turns into a fight.

223
00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,024
Look, son,

224
00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:10,071
sometimes a man hasto fight
for his family.

225
00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:13,944
See, you wouldn't know that
because you don't have kids.

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Trust me, Malcolm...

227
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this is what
good parenting is.

228
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Now, you might not see it now,

229
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but I-I'm really trying
to help this kid.

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You know, the proof
is in the pudding.

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I raised a son

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with a good head
on his shoulders.

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Hey, thank you, Pop.
[chuckles]

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I was talking about Marty.

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Okay, so I'm-a show you
how we protect ourselves

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in the hood.

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Marty, get in here!

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Okay, so,

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whenever I'm in the streets,

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I always carry three
self-defense essentials.

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Weapon number one.

242
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A comb?

243
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:03,603
[laughs] It may
look like a comb...

244
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,866
because it is
a comb, but...

245
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,347
...in the right hands,

246
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:12,089
stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!

247
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,659
See?

248
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,879
I'm safer, and, bonus...

249
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,055
I look fresh.

250
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,622
Eh?

251
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,624
Marty, are you okay?

252
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,930
Aw, he's fine.
Okay, so...

253
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:30,455
weapon number two.

254
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,892
Seasoning salt?

255
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,895
Cheaper than pepper spray
and really good on chicken.

256
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,724
Close your eyes, baby.Huh?

257
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,683
Shake! Shake, shake,
shake, shake!Oh!

258
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,685
Aah! That burns!

259
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,687
It burns so bad.[chuckles]

260
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,689
[screams]

261
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,736
[sneezing]

262
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:54,305
Now, third
and most lethal weapon.

263
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,916
A whiskey bag?

264
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,222
Full of spare change.[coins jingling]

265
00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,748
Now, to the untrained eye,
you know,

266
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:05,360
I'm just an alcoholic

267
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,710
on my way to the Coinstar.Mm-hmm.

268
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:11,018
But to the unsuspecting
predator?

269
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,976
Ka-ching! Ka-ching, ka-ching![grunting]

270
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,196
Ka-ching![groans]

271
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,683
You ready to try?

272
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,162
Uh, I think so.

273
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,773
Okay, girl. All right.

274
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,819
So, you're walking
down the street.

275
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:38,306
Okay, and an assailant
approaches you.

276
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,438
What do you do?

277
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:43,703
Uh, I guess I would whack
him a couple times here.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

278
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,619
And then maybe a...

279
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:50,318
a tappity-tap-tap here.

280
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,800
I'm so sorry, Marty.
Are you okay?

281
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,715
Honestly, anything's better
than the salt.

282
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,020
Oh.

283
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,848
Come on, Gemma.Okay.

284
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,677
This is street warfare, okay?Okay.

285
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,028
Like, just imagine this
man has stolen your purse!

286
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,902
What do you do?

287
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,600
[grunts]

288
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:14,429
Now give me back
my purse, please.

289
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,778
"Please"?"Please"?

290
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,390
Yeah, yeah, we... we got
a lot of work to do,

291
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,652
or you gonna die.

292
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,699
Thanks for asking me
to come along

293
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,222
to talk to Jamaal's parents.

294
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,268
I didn't ask you to come along.

295
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:33,753
Okay, now, Calvin, remember,

296
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,580
we're talking about
someone's child,

297
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:39,106
so we need to be reasonable,
keep our voices at an even tone,

298
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,761
and, no matter what,
never be aggressive.

299
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,591
Come on out!
I want to talk to you

300
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,680
about your little punk-ass son!

301
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,468
Hey, check it out.

302
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,818
Looks like Gramps
got another shoe, huh?

303
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,820
[chuckles]

304
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,953
[chuckles]:
"Gramps"? That's all you got?

305
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,041
Boy, I'll kill you!Okay.

306
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,782
Calvin, Calvin.

307
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,696
He's a child. Calm down.

308
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,264
Yeah, man,
you better listen to your nurse.

309
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,527
Hmm.

310
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,791
You said that like
it hurt my feelings.

311
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,531
My aunt is a nurse.

312
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,058
Jamaal, where are your parents?They ain't here.

313
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,929
Well, where are they?None of your business.

314
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,757
Oh, I'll make it
my business! You...Okay.

315
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,280
Okay, Calvin.I want the door open.

316
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,327
[chuckles]: Careful, old man.
You gonna hurt yourself.

317
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,722
This was fun,
but I'm gonna go back inside

318
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,029
and watch TV.
Night-night, Gramps.

319
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,989
And, nurse,
make sure he takes his medicine.

320
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,296
Yeah, well, joke's on you.

321
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,821
My aunt's saved
hundreds of lives!

322
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,564
That kid is disrespectful.

323
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:49,045
That's because clearly
his parents aren't around.

324
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,918
Which is why it's up to us
to teach him a lesson.

325
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,792
H-Hold on,
b-by stealing his bike?

326
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,187
It's called good parenting,
Dave.

327
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,710
Hey, Jamaal!

328
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,365
If you want your bike back,
come find me!

329
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,019
You getting on or what?

330
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,498
Well, just for the record,
I do not approve

331
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,326
of this method
of conflict resolution.

332
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,503
All right, how do you
want to do this?

333
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,027
What, do I grab a hold
of your waist?

334
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,463
Shoulders. Shoulders.

335
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,508
[bell dings]

336
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:26,735
Listen, Gemma, I know
that you are a sweetheart.

337
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,303
But this is not Kalamazoo!

338
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,826
Okay. Okay.

339
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,132
Okay?!Okay.

340
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,308
When someone comes after you,

341
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,484
you got to go there.Yeah.

342
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,051
I don't want to hurt Marty.

343
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,095
Screw Marty!

344
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,489
Mama!

345
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,621
He's not Marty.

346
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,537
He is a bad guy, okay?Yeah. Okay.

347
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:49,540
You need to channel
your inner anger!Okay.

348
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,848
[panting]What is it gonna take
for you to release

349
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,372
and unleash that inner beast

350
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,549
and go after this monster?Uh...

351
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:01,335
Uh, uh...

352
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,946
I guess if somebody was
really trying to hurt Grover.

353
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,469
Good.Yeah.

354
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:06,949
Use that, okay?Okay.

355
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,603
Okay.This sicko...

356
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,431
GEMMA:
Mm-hmm.Whoa, whoa.

357
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,172
...is going after your kid.Yeah.

358
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:15,653
What are you gonna do
to protect your little boy?Yeah.

359
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:18,787
Mama, I am yourlittle boy.

360
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,833
Not today, sicko!

361
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,444
[grunting]Get him!

362
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,533
Don't hurt my little boy!Get him!

363
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:29,580
[grunting]Yeah! Yeah!

364
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,453
Yeah!Gemma, it's me, Marty!

365
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:33,628
[grunts]

366
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,287
Cool!

367
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,289
Mom knocked out Firewall.

368
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,207
[Calvin chuckles]

369
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,558
Like that.

370
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,779
That's right. A bike for a shoe.

371
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,565
[chuckles]
Holla at ya boy.

372
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,262
You stole his bike?

373
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,873
That's right. Because I care.

374
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,922
Look, the boy's got to learn
that actions have consequences.

375
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,532
An eye for an eye.

376
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,882
Yeah, well, Gandhi said,
"An eye for an eye

377
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,362
makes the whole world blind."

378
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,017
Well, Gandhi didn't wear
$300 sneakers.

379
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,541
[knock on door]

380
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,761
Look at you, Pop.

381
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:23,721
Look who I found outside
about to tag your truck.

382
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,114
About to tag mytruck?

383
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,769
Malcolm, go get some bail money.
I'm going to jail.

384
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:30,293
Whoa, no, no, no, no.
No, Pop. No. No, stop.

385
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,686
Calm down. Pop.

386
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:35,385
Now, just let me talk
to him for a minute.

387
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,779
Fine. But after that, he's mine.

388
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,999
Hey, you need backup?

389
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,826
I've been on this case
since the beginning.

390
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,741
That was today, Dave.

391
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:46,309
Yeah, I know. And look,
we already caught the perp.

392
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,615
[scoffs]

393
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,445
Man, here we go.

394
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,578
Now you're gonna give me a
lecture on stealing, right?No.

395
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,624
I wasn't gonna
give you a lecture.

396
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,582
I was gonna tell you
I'll go in there

397
00:16:58,626 --> 00:16:59,583
and get your bike back.

398
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,194
What's the catch?

399
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,847
Well, you got to
listen to my lecture.

400
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,937
Jamaal,

401
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,809
I know what it's
like to be your age.

402
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:10,333
You're trying to figure
out how to be a man.

403
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,596
But in this neighborhood...

404
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,728
well, some people
have a different idea

405
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,251
of what that means.

406
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,949
I know what it means.
I ama man.

407
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,560
Don't tell me what
a man you are.

408
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,344
Your bicycle still
has a bell on it.

409
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,434
But, hey,

410
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,088
Jamaal, that's a good thing.

411
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,698
Because it means you
still get to choose

412
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,570
what kind of man
you want to be.

413
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:32,486
Now, do you want to be a
weak one or a strong one?

414
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,575
I was strong enough
to take your shoes.

415
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:37,882
Oh, you think so? Because
the way I remember it,

416
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,363
after half a block
I stopped running,

417
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,670
turned around, and
gave you my shoes.

418
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:45,281
That's 'cause you were afraid.

419
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,718
[laughs]

420
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,591
Jamaal, I am a grown
man, and if I wanted to,

421
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,115
I could've beat the black off
of you and your tiny crew.

422
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,553
But I didn't.

423
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,686
Because when I was your
age, my father taught me

424
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:02,342
what makes a man truly strong
is helping other people.

425
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,170
You mean Gramps in there?

426
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,781
[chuckles]:
Yeah.

427
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:10,741
I know his methods may seem
a little old-school,

428
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:14,223
but my father is
the strongest man that I know.

429
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,269
[bell dinging]

430
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,883
I wonder what Malcolm's saying

431
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,103
to that little thuglet
out there.

432
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,019
You know what?
We can watch 'em

433
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,847
on the security cam
feed on my phone.

434
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,287
Unless you think spying on
them would be unethical.

435
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:38,073
Dave, we stole a kid's bike.

436
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,293
Oh, that ship has sailed.

437
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:45,602
Jamaal, what my father taught me
is that strength doesn't mean

438
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,604
being able to take things
from other people.

439
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,390
It means being able
to earn them for yourself.

440
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,131
It means doing the right thing

441
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,871
even when the wrong thing
looks easier.

442
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,613
And most important,

443
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,790
real strength doesn't come
from pushing other people down.

444
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,271
It comes from lifting 'em up.

445
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,578
You give me some speech,

446
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,754
and it's supposed to change
my life?

447
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,713
Brother, I wish it could.

448
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,107
But how about this?

449
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,717
I'll meet you at the park
every Saturday.

450
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,676
We shoot hoops and we talk

451
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,112
about whatever you want.

452
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:21,029
That's it. Now,
you show up if you like.

453
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,074
Maybe.

454
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:26,034
All right, cool.
Now, like I promised,

455
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,644
I'll go get your bike back.

456
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,692
That's not necessary, son.

457
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:35,478
Looks like my plan
to lure Jamaal over here

458
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:38,089
so that you could have
a talk with him...

459
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,743
has worked.

460
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,183
You can have your bike back.

461
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,360
Um, Dave, are you crying?

462
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,670
It takes a strong man
to show his emotions.

463
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,283
Oh, oh, no tears on
the fighting shirt.

464
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,508
Come and get it, boy.Pop, come on, man.

465
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,685
[whooping]

466
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,557
Gonna dunk on you.

467
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,254
Yeah, right.You're getting ready
to get punked right...

468
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,255
Man, just shoot...
Aah!

469
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,866
Oh.[scoffs]

470
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,260
Look who's here.
The kid showed up.

471
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,609
Hey, what's up, little man?Hey, man.

472
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,350
You know what, now we can play
a little two-on-two.

473
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,265
Yeah.Okay.

474
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,270
All right, Malcolm and I
are captains. I choose first.

475
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,489
I'm just saying,
I sunk my last three buckets.

476
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,794
I'll take Jamaal.

477
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,319
My man.All right, little man,

478
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,799
you shoot for first.Got it.

479
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,894
What? Not all black people
play basketball.

480
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:47,333
Bet you wish you
had chosen me, huh?

481
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,685
Not at all.

482
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,340
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